Michelle: This artifact is "The Roots Of All". It's the sympathetic image of how all things are connected! Granting great power to a druid, but the special power is completely broken!

Michelle: As all things are connected, it allows me to connect all my allies in 30 feet! I can shift damage between us all, but you might be thinking– "But there's only 5 of you!" I have a portal in my pack that links to a pen of animal allies! Oh, it also grants regeneration 5.

Portal: Mumble mumble mumble–

Michelle: So with 38 bodies with 5 hp per round I an negate 190–

Dracolitch: E–NOUGH! I SEE YOU. I SEE YOU ALL. YOU ENTER–TAIN ME, I GRANT YOU THAT. HOW–EV–ER, I AM IM–MOR–TAL. STRUG–GLE TO LIVE, I SHALL TRI–UMPH.