Lady Blackstaff: This is a copy of all the information we have on the creature. We can't afford a reward for such a quest... But, it should have a hoard of treasure. You can take whatever you can carry.

Narration: Honestly? Back at the tavern...

Nami: It's impossible, right? We aren't high enough level for this.

Kate: Normally I'd agree, but what if we let Phi– I mean– Roland, go a bit wild?

Kate: Can you thing of a way to do this, even if it means a bit of metagaming?

Phil: I think I an manage a plan, but we'll need to make a few detours.

Lady Blackstaff: I Know a draco lich that is dangerous...

????: Did you use prestidigitation to make your glasses do that?!