Phil: I highly doubt there will be anything like that in these shows!

Video: Big brother!

Michelle: Whoa, your vitals just– From just that? You need to relax–

Video: Is my butt hot, big brother? Do I need to get closer?

Michelle: Whaaa–

Kate: Oh my God! We got a gem right from the start!

Video: Now– Bite my ass, big brother! Bite it like a dog's chew toy!

Kate: Nevermind, it went too far. Skip it!