Well, a rather well-proportioned and uninhibited young lady did offer him a “trade” — until she decided to show him off he probably thought he got a good deal.

Phil is nice.

[Plus, and I don’t know about Phil, my brain stops working when I 👀gle Michelle’s b👀bs. So ther’s that.]

Pretty sure that’s a few steps after putting the clothes on. 😉 Maybe a few dozen, depending on how far your dresser is from your front door.